So apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are related to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Does that make them cousins-in-law?

In a rather strange article published today in the Pioneer Press, it said that Barack Obama is apparently distantly related to the George Bush, Winston Churchill, Lyndon Johnson, Gerald Ford, Harry Truman, ****** Cheney (yikes!) and of course Brad Pitt. It also stated that Hillary Clinton is related to Madonna, Alanis Morissette, Celine Dion and Angelina Jolie.

Thats a little weird...

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